Limericks

Said doctor, “I think you need glasses                

You can’t see that big E, so no passes

Your terrible sight

It gives me a fright

You can’t tell where your face or your ass is.”

 

Judgmental has only one “e”

Unless you’re from England, you see

And then it has two

Like a cow, and a moo

Or a princess, a prince, and a pea

(No, wait that’s three!)

There once was a lady, Miss Muntifer

Who held all her weight in front of her

When roads got too steep

She tripped on her feet

And let the ground carry the brunt of her

There once was a short under-gradding

Who was oh so loud, it was quite maddening

We heard all her joys

And she made so much noise

That we all lined all our walls with strong padding